1. Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
    2. Me: Is ya'll hiring?
     
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  3. thefuuuucomics:

    i am so sad wow

    (Source: pleatedjeans)

     
  4. computerheroboy:

    Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

    (Source: atomheart-brother, via thefuuuucomics)

     
  5. Godzilla was quite the gentleman.

     

  6. People who say 'suck my dick'

    1. 95%: Girls
    2. 5%: Boys
     
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  9. ourvaluedcustomers:

    To her friend…

     
  10. ourvaluedcustomers:

    To his friend…

     
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  13. svvords:

    Sorry, you’re not my type, I only date water types

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  14. S is for Symphonic Metal (by DethPopVideos)